Shiny Vert 30 Vertathon T-Shirt

Buyer Beware - this shirt will subject you to borderline harassement due to the amount of rizz this adds to your daily attire. The drip is impeccable. Just yesterday I was grocery shopping and was approached by someone of the female decent, I would say approx an 8.7 to put into context. After seeing my shirt she looks at me and says "Boy you want your cake and eat it too", I quickly said "That's what you're supposed to do". Unfortunately that is where the store ends as I remembered I had a ravaging desire for instant mashed potatoes and no one under a 9.3 will keep me from them taters. The only way I can think to describe this would be a "shirt from the gods". This thing fits better than OJ's glove and extremely moisture wicking, this greatly helped in my trek across the Sahara where I discovered uninhabited lands and have since named this new colony the Shiny Vert Sandbox as a token of gratitude for this SUPERB article of clothing. Moral of the story: It ain't easy...being cheesy.